I'm a Teapot

HTTP 418

The server refuses to brew coffee because it is, permanently, a teapot.

This is not the coffee maker you're looking for. I may be short and stout, but I will NOT brew your espresso.

🍵 Why This Error Exists:

Error 418 is a real HTTP status code defined in RFC 2324 (1998) as an April Fools' joke about the "Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol."

⚠️ What You Can Do:
→ Try asking for tea instead
→ Check if you're at the right address
→ Accept that some servers have boundaries
→ Respect teapot autonomy

🔥 Server Status: Steeped and Ready

☕ Coffee Brewing Capability: Absolutely None